The ultimate ops job

I don't often care to broadcast anyone's job openings. Most of the time, it's someone looking for the stealth Japanese warrior equivalent of the coding Albert Einstein anyway. But, if you're in Europe and have a knack for ops, what might just be the ultimate ops job has just opened up at my previous employer and good friends, 23.

Back when I was working at 23 a little over two years ago, they were already among the larger Northern European Web outfits on pure traffic and volume. It was a challenge to develop and run even back then – a challenge, I learned a heck of a lot from. Since then, they've grown significantly while keeping a pretty impressive product edge over the competition, which means that the person to take over ops at 23 is being served one hell of an awesome challenge in the most non-corporate of environments (I got away with flip flops for a long time), working alongside the product people.

The challenges aside, I can personally vouch for the fact that the person to take the job will be working alongside an awesome bunch of people. From your quintessential hipster dad through to your creative Polish accountant, the whole lot is both lovely and ambitious, with a culture most companies should be envious of.

So, allow me to make an exception here: if you're looking for an ops job that's going to teach you a hell of a lot about running Web software at scale and throw challenges at you every day while getting to work alongside a brilliant bunch, you should seriously have a chat with the guys at 23. The only downside? You might be exposed to something I built years ago. It probably isn't pretty. Don't say you weren't warned.

October 10, 2014 |

Smart working

Startup culture is awash with the heroisation of burning the mythical midnight oil with the 60 or 70 hour work week being a badge of honor — the road to success. Slowly, however, that trend is changing — at least among people who've actually done those stupid hours — and while I'm embarrassingly still working way too many hours than is any kind of good, evidence keeps indicating that I really need to stop. Not only evidence in terms of feeling unproductive at times, but actual sort of scientific evidence.

I came across one such piece of evidence today in CamMi Pham's post "7 Things You Need To Stop Doing To Be More Productive, Backed By Science". For the post, she has done a couple of very tangible charts (which seem to correlate well with other data I've found) showing the effective productivity of weeks of working 50 and 60 hours respectively. Truth be told, the numbers are scary — if the charts are to be taken at face value, the productivity gain from a 50 or 60 hour work week evaporate after only 9 and 8 weeks respectively:

Productivity over overworking duration - by CamMi Pham

I probably need to be smart and go home "early."

July 30, 2014 |

Please admit defeat

A year and a half ago, I wrote about just how unimpressive and uninteresting HTTP 2.0 is. At that time, I called out the IETF on the decision to just repackage SPDY, and while I got a bit of flak from a few of the people involved, nothing really seemed to change. Since then, not much has happened, to be honest. The working group is mostly still just bickering about exactly what HTTP 2.0 is supposed to be, rather than coming up with any concrete solutions.

However, it seems like the working group is slowly starting to feel the pressure of releasing something, as Mark Nottingham today posted a very interesting entry to the mailing list:

The overwhelming preference expressed in the WG so far has been to work to a tight schedule. HTTP/3 has already been discussed a bit, because we acknowledge that we may not get everything right in HTTP/2, and there are some things we haven’t been able to do yet. As long as the negotiation mechanisms work out OK, that should be fine.

In other words, the working group seems to be realising that they've gotten nowhere in years. But, rather than admitting that they're stuck and need to start from scratch, they're just moving to push on through with a new HTTP standard that's subpar at best, and then fix it in a newer version. While I generally applaud people taking incremental steps, HTTP 2.0 is not only nowhere near incremental, but HTTP is also no laughing matter. HTTP 1.0 has been in active use since 1996 – it's superset, HTTP 1.1, since 1999 – so to think that we can just push through and adopt a crummy version 2.0 and then fix it later is absurdly naïve at best. I'm rendered virtually speechless by the fact that the supposedly best people in the industry to undertake this task can have such a short sighted stance on HTTP – they, of all people, should know just how bad technical debt is for the industry to be lugging around.

Luckily, there's at least one person on the mailing list who maintains an actual implementation of HTTP; Poul-Henning Kamp. While Kamp has been a general opponent of a lot of parts of HTTP 2.0 for the last couple of years, Nottingham's post finally prompted Kamp to call the working group out on their crummy job:

So what exactly do we gain by continuing?

Wouldn't we get a better result from taking a much deeper look at the current cryptographic and privacy situation, rather than publish a protocol with a cryptographic band-aid which doesn't solve the problems and gets in the way in many applications?

Isn't publishing HTTP/2.0 as a "place-holder" is just a waste of everybody's time, and a needless code churn, leading to increased risk of security exposures and failure for no significant gains?

The rhetorical nature of the wording aside, Kamp hits the nail on the head. Going down the path that Nottingham seems to be indicating would mean nothing but pain for the entire industry as a whole. So, I can only echo the ending words of Kamp:

Please admit defeat, and Do The Right Thing.

May 26, 2014 |

Your website should stop doing this right now

Goran Peuc has written a pretty interesting post on what web developers should stop doing now that we've hit 2014. While the bullet point format is interesting albeit a bit tired ("5 things you shouldn't do on your website"), it gives a good set of pointers for the people most removed from being a non-technical user. However, the really interesting part of the post is Peuc's point about the relationship between a horrible user experience and developers in discussing PayPal's ridiculous credit card input field:

Yes, you got that right, developers of the site force the user to understand how the backend logic of the website works.

If we extrapolate this a little, it reveals one of the main causes of bad user experiences: developers forcing users to do the developers' job, as my colleague Casper Lemming so gracefully puts it. I know that communication is not always the average developer's strongest suit, and of course, all abstractions are generally leaky, but it's 2014. The .com days of "you know HTML? You're hired!" are over — if you're building front facing stuff, as most web developers are these days, your job is as much a communications job as it is a developer job.

Really, then, screw the bullet points — your developers should stop making users do their job.

January 7, 2014 |

Fuck these guys

I haven't said much about this. I don't know exactly what to say that others haven't said better, and I honestly fear what stepping in to becoming a big part of this discussion as a non-American might mean – a fear that surely resonates with a lot of my peers. The only thing I can say, is that it has made me paranoid in that "privacy is my right" kind of way – much to the joy of my paranoid computer science friends who now get to quote me on saying "dammit, you guys were right." But, to see guys from one of the big "targets," Google, start publicly lash out at the NSA is pretty unexpected. Among everyone who's spoken about this, Brandon Downey says it better than anyone else has:

Fuck these guys.

[...] seeing this, well, it's just a little like coming home from War with Sauron, destroying the One Ring, only to discover the NSA is on the front porch of the Shire chopping down the Party Tree and outsourcing all the hobbit farmers with half-orcs and whips.

While "fuck" is probably not the single most constructive word to use in this context, Mike Hearn took a step back and got it right:

Thank you Edward Snowden.

November 6, 2013 |